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My Pikachu got raped and beaten by Green. I released him right after he told me. This is what happened:

>Training Pikachu for 14 years.
>He wants to go to this sleazy Gym with his friend.
>I told him I didn't want him to go.
>Had an argument about it. He was like "PIKA PIKA CHU PIKACHU PIKA CHU CHU PIKA." and that bullshit.
>Told him if he went I was going to release him.
>He said PIKA PIKACHU and left.
>Saturday came.
>Hadn't heard from him all day.
>At 4AM on Sunday he calls me crying.
>He says CHU PIKACHU PIKA PI.
>He went to the Gym anyway. Apparently he left alone with Green and his friend to go to a Battle. They took him somewhere and beat him up and raped him.
>Had many feelings about this, none of them pleasant.

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Omg hai ^___^ Im Decora-chan and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ 4chan <3 and my fav is the anime and yaoi boards!!!!! OK so anyways, I'm going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband Sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! SUPAA KAWAII DESU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^= I looked up and saw SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!

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he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TONGUE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (^O^) (^O^) (^O^)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (o_o) (o_o) (o_o)] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (o_o) then Sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me!!!!!!!! And guess what!!!!!! He kissed me again!!!!!!! ** \(^O^)/ then we went to his apartment and had sex all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

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