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I live near a decent-sized lake where you can skate about 4 km from one end to the other. I initially bought these for a worst case scenario like many of you, and wore them for 2 seasons before needing them on my third (winter of 2019).

This breakthrough happened in December and I made a lot of dumb mistakes leading up to it. For one, it was really early in the morning and still dark, so no one would have seen me go down through the ice, especially 2 or 3 km into the lake. For two, I was alone. No one would come to my rescue if anything happened. It would all be up to me (and these picks). For three, it was too early in the season to be trying this. The ice was still too thin, but I saw that smooth inviting layer and no patches of water, so I couldn't help myself. I had skated on similar ice in past seasons and nothing happened, and the feeling of fresh natural ice under my feet is so euphoric, so why not? How wrong I was.

The lake is more long than round, and it starts out thin, kind of like a beer bottle. Maybe only 100 m from side to side at the top. This part always freezes first and has regular skaters even when the wider back half of the lake is thawing and the water beneath starts to show. I started here and things were going great. I was getting my ice legs back after a couple of months of inline skating. The ice looked and felt like the top of a pancake. It was singing a bit but that was to be expected from previous experience. I was only going to stop if I started to see actual cracks forming. This thought was another mistake.

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Covid vaccines are killing tons of people and making people sick and disabled! The mRNA spike proteins destroy your immune system so the vaccines have effectively given people AIDS. We must stop the vaccines immediately and especially stop injecting them into children and people under 18!!!

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what would you choose?

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My biggest fantasy is a white blonde guy wearing a wedding dress, and he gives birth to our baby with me and my friends (in his living room). We all watch him birth an egg out of his anus, then we open up the egg, revealing an aborted fetus wearing baby clothing, that we proceed to use in a puppeteering performance of "singin in the rain" as we all ejaculate on my white wife. Looking towards the viewer is a black man, holding an analog telephone, with a yellow receiver/speaker, being held out towards the audience. Another black man in glasses is pointing towards the performance of "singin in the rain" by the pupeteered aborted fetus.

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Do Zoomers still like Shrek or am I late to the party?

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